1. Flies rarely carry handbags. This has nothing to do with their weight or the fact they could get in the way of their wings, but everything to do with the fact that flies get paid in shamrocks which they clip to their toes with hair slides, therefore rendering any handbag/purse type object useless, and a waste of shamrocks.
2. Flies can only eat one piece of sweetcorn a year, or else they implode.
3. Flies are a little bit scared of the actor Robert Downey Junior. It is something to do with his eyebrows.
4. Flies do not believe in goats. If they see a goat they pretend they haven’t as other flies will think they are mad and avoid them.
5. Flies can only count to seven and have to say the word ‘periscope’ after each number.
Flies also have an unexplained passion for anything by Tom
Jones but can’t stand Val Doonican
Flies also cannot play hopscotch. It’s against their
religion.
Flies are also horrible spellers, needing to google almost
everything they have to spell. this doesn’t really work, as google has no idea
what ‘ffudsiaop’ is, so it says ‘did you mean ‘ffudsiag’?’ which, of course,
they never do.
Thanks for stopping by and sharing my life with me,
cute & funny!
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